=========================================================================== Archive Maintainer : Library of Congress Advanced engine needed : Limit-Removing Primary purpose : Single + coop play =========================================================================== Title : Deus Vult Zero: The Shadowrunner Edition Filename : DV-Zero.zip Release date : January 2004 Author : Huykuto No Pham Email Address : worldclassarchitect@gmail.com Other Files By Author : DV.wad, DVII series Description : Act 1. So your name is MooMoo the JooJoo, and you're a marine on Mars, while making a sausage you're cock got stuck in a meatgrinder, and you don't know how to take it out without bleeding to death. Calling 9-11 is not an option because you'll die of embarrassment, plus that cute nurse you're dating won't look at you the same way ever again. Anyways, so after a few hours of panicking and deciding between dieing of blood loss or loss of face, you passed out on the floor, which means you're going to die and be embarassed as well. Act 2. In a strange twist of fate, you woke up and the meatgrinder magically dissapeard, and saw a wizened wizard masturbating behind a pipe organ (or into the pipe organ to be accurate) in a druid's cloak. You tap him on the shoulder wondering where you are, in return he got mad at you for "interrupting" his daily routine, so he turned around, instead of wielding his wizard wand, pulled out his wizard cock, yells, "dU = Q - W!" and POOF you're awake in a base with 4700 demons GL HF FOR FULL STORY DETAILS VISIT: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/DaftPunkRailroad/472900 FOR SEQUAL TO STORY VISIT: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3883164588_4cde81a1f4_o.jpg FOR ALL THINGS RELATED TO MOOMOO THE JOOJOO VISIT: http://mappingandtrolling.blogspot.com/ Additional Credits to : Shadowrunner, who was testing this shit when it was being made in 2003. =========================================================================== * What is included * New levels : No, this level's already been released in Deus Vult, what you get is the same thing, but crappier Sounds : Yes Music : Yes Graphics : Yes Dehacked/BEX Patch : Yes Demos : No Other : No Other files required : Doom2 * Play Information * Game : Doom 2 Map # : 01 Single Player : Designed for Cooperative 2-4 Player : Designed for Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Turn friendly fire to have a good time! Other game styles : Rape the Retard Difficvolty : not too hot, not too cold, just right * Construction * Base : New from scratch, I SWEAR IT Build Time : Half the time of the final DV Editor(s) used : Codeimp Known Bugs : Every time you enter a room, your health decreases to zero. May Not Run With... : Palin in 2012 * Copyright / Permissions * Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification or reuse. Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of their resources modified or included in this file. You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact. You may play limp bizkit with yourself. You may rub feces all over your face as you see fit. I have received permission from the original authors of any modified or included content in this file to allow further distribution. * Where to get the file that this text file describes * The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors